Some one keeps calling me. And sending me letters. Constantly. I cannot get away from them.

A hopeful suitor, you suggest? Courting me just in time for Valentines day?

Hardly.

Its really more in the pre-kill stalking fashion of the BTK killer.

Certain loan companies have decided that my unwillingness to reciprocate their attention is simply an indicator that I am playing "hard to get".

Gosh I'm such a coy minx.

I haven't opened their letters. I haven't returned their calls.
I might even pretend to not be me if they show up at my door.
If I start calling myself Laquisha McGillicuddy and adopt a British accent, you will know why. Dont be thrown if that happens, just go with it.

Till I return their advances....

Respectfully submitted,
Laquisha McGillicuddy