Some one keeps calling me. And sending me letters. Constantly. I cannot get away from them.
A hopeful suitor, you suggest? Courting me just in time for Valentines day?
Hardly.
Its really more in the pre-kill stalking fashion of the BTK killer.
Certain loan companies have decided that my unwillingness to reciprocate their attention is simply an indicator that I am playing "hard to get".
Gosh I'm such a coy minx.
I haven't opened their letters. I haven't returned their calls.
I might even pretend to not be me if they show up at my door.
If I start calling myself Laquisha McGillicuddy and adopt a British accent, you will know why. Dont be thrown if that happens, just go with it.
Till I return their advances....
Respectfully submitted,
Laquisha McGillicuddy
About Me
- JBH
- No. If you have never met me, then I really don't think you are going to "get to know me" via this little box. And if you already know me, then you don't need to read this little box anyways.
You're such a tease. Don't you know not to lead people on? It makes them mad.
ReplyDeleteI'm slightly appalled at your name and its obvious lack of reference to "tits McGee" but maybe that name is a little too high profile. it is quite famous, at least in Thailand.